The Toffee Truth Bomb: Why Most Treats Fail (and Ours Doesn’t)

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You know that moment when you bite into toffee and think:
“This is either gonna glue my teeth together or taste like pure sugar”?
Yeah. We fixed that.

Meet Lowrey’s Macadamia Butter Toffee Crunché – the snack that’s crunchier than a biscuit, richer than chocolate, and smarter than 90% of supermarket sweets.


Here’s Why You’ll Crave This Daily

38% Aussie Macadamias – That’s double the nuts of regular toffee.
French Chef Move – Slow-cooked at 300°F for deep caramel vibes (not sugar rush).
30% Less Sugar – No “oh god I need water” aftertaste.
NZ Butter Magic – Grass-fed = creamier. Science.


The “Why Bother?” Factor

Most toffees are:

  • Too hard (RIP dental work)

  • Too sweet (Instant regret)

  • Too fake (Who added palm oil?!)

Ours?

  • Snaps clean like a CEO firing bad ideas

  • Tastes expensive (because it is)

  • Actually addictive (See: 92% reorder rate)


Real Talk: How To Eat This

Breakfast Hack – Crumble over Greek yogurt
🍷 Date Night Flex – Pair with tawny port
💼 Desk Drawer Savior – Secret stash for 3pm slumps


FAQ (Because You’re Side-Eyeing Right Now)

Q: Is this keto?
A: Not officially. But with 3.6g healthy fat per serve, it’s smarter than most sweets.

Q: Why NZ butter?
A: Grass-fed cows = more CLA (a fat that fights fat). Mic drop.

Q: How’s the crunch?
A: Imagine a Ferrero Rocher and a cracker had a baby. That.


The Verdict

If you want:

  • A snack that doesn’t treat your teeth like a demolition site

  • Actual flavour instead of just sweetness

  • Something that looks expensive (but isn’t)

Try it risk-free – if you don’t get at least 3 “where’d you get this?!” comments, we’ll eat our hats.

P.S. Coffee pairings: Espresso = power move. Flat white = cozy vibes.

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